4th SEMESTER - Plagiarising, Chetan Bhagat!!

 7.98 only one

what to do at PSG-CSE

manoj singham

Acknowledgements : 

   Fine, this post could be somewhat untrue. There are some people in world, so cool to me, only when I am under critical circumstances. I would like to thank all of them and in particular: my Dad, Mom, Uncle, Aunty, Chitappa, Chitti, Periappa, Periamma, Appachi, Ammachi and also to my Tuition Incharge Mr. Mayilsamy soon will get his doctorate in his research and definitely my f5erZ prankster for helping me to have this post.

Some content may not be relevant for some audience. To all CRY-BABY and to some NOTE-TAKERS, SUPER-MUGGERS and obviously f5erz girls of higher GPAs. Please Stop reading it and this post is not for you.

Prologue : 

   I was a student of very esteemed No.3 Private Engineering College in India as per the price paid to print PSG College of Technology's name ahead of VIT and Amirtha in Outlook, An English Weekly magazine which does published a column for Top 10 Engineering Colleges in India and also making Sona College ahead of Thiayagarajar and CIT. Very prestigious Institution in Coimbatore, made a new symbol in Avinasi Road., by building a bridge as a tribune to Coimbatore. As, I knew that I am plagiarising him, India's most loved writer, Since it is a post, no registration is needed from him.

Bore Beginning :

BEFORE I REALLY BEGIN MY POST, LET ME FIRST TELL you what this book is not. It is a guide on how soapings your lectures / professors throughout the college will help you better in your career. Here it is an example of an innocent life to spared by 3 of his friends - Loci; Wiki; QMary but not the Mogi, C/O DE Shaw India (P) Ltd. I expect Loci, Wiki and QMary will probably read this post but I dont really care. But Wiki, QMary cannot post for nuts., Since they need to tore many papers for their respective companies June-Diper and suN-TEL India respectively, and Loki, even though he could really do whatever he wants, is too lazy to type in Google Chat and that type. I mean, I am afraid of Mogi only who can just copy paste my post and replace the names encarved in it, post it in mohankumar89.blogspot.com and torment the f5erz by duplicating his messages in Google's BuZZ.

  Also, let me tell you one more thing this post is certainly not. This post will not help you to bring out your talents and instincts here. Wiki-d-perusu, most senior of our group, may be the last people on earth you want to ask about getting thru and probably he will give a CD that will teach how to tackle faculty in this Packed-Superb-with-Gory college. Perusu the guy who locks himself in a room of books for over two years to finish his Diploma in Computer Networks at the same cell. Loki, who will silently do his choking when there were environments ready for him, as all knew this mathematical geek will make you eat the sun before an hour during internals. QMary, one who will round with the teki-geeks of CSE like Arnav, Vignesh, Ganesh as if he was going to have his date with them, mostly we will found him bargaining with Mogi in-order to make their education in action... no algorithms in auction. And, finally me... myself..., My years in the school was most good than college. Since, I am topper in Xstd in my school, I am the apple of entire school. My principle, teachers... good looking young and fresh kinder garden teacher, and including perfect buttsy commerce girls' knew me since I was chubby toddler to all in my school, doing some dirty things in Mathematics. Anyone in my class knew that I am a Volley-Ball player, I used to play with people below my age. I love dominition in my school, probably yours were too.

   From, this paragraph, I think I have made my disclaimers ready to attack me and it is OK and now it is the time to commence.


Well, I have to start, nowhere back to 2008, in midst of February. Yes, It was Second year and fourth Semesters... The enjoyable semester under the sleepy warmth roof of A120, bare back under Principal room and his favourite old cramped A-Block.

   As most of you knew, Our group actually comprised of five at that time Perusu, Me, Loci, QMary and Mogi. Either Mogi was not embarassed with his CGPA, or his fellow block hostelers were not able to quote anything for his participation in TopCoder. Inc., and so Mogi started to separate himself from hostel and thus leading himself to be a Day Scholar.

  There was 6 courses as per norms Probability and Queuing Theory, Design Analysis of Algorithms, Theory of Computing, Operating System, Database Technology, System Software. Supreme Muggers to thy right behind the faculty's cloudy blackboard. We four, managed to get a fine left-most seat middle seats. Note-Takers will be in front of our bench comprising very great rascals, who won the prize of best nodding groups of PSGs. In whom, the class f5erz made their entire hopes during the days of trials before internal exams .... In 6 of the courses, there was no English, even the practicals were miser with time. I was kept wondering with J.Suganthi not only her dark contrasted lipstick but also how will she had her lunch without disturbing her mouth-coating. The entire subject scheme of that semester kept boring. Some of the ultimate-rascals of mugging and book-worms found it interesting through their arts of flattery and regular attendance.

   Since the class in A-Block stood near the ex-Bike Stand in PSG., most of the God-Fathers of f5erz-G2 arrive after the bell-rang, Late-comers are the class-hero is the new trend in any college. So they will come and show all signs of galantic look to attract all the minds of f5erz.., Being a day-scholar and the only son of a orthodox millitarian, I wanted be there, in class, prior to 30 minutes of my lecturing. Operating System made me a hike, since that bloody brutal gave marks even on unconvincing performance. SysSoft was good at that moment. PQT class gave a most intoxicated bitter medicine to all except to some Logic geeks like Loki and Vibu. It sucks me entirely. TOC gone good with its diagramatic logics, but the course headed by Janaki resembles the latter day actress 'Julie Ganapathi' Saritha. DAA with OHP class is a relaxation class for me. It beats by head for a necessary nap after a big lunch.

    Days rolled by... after two internals.., my internal marks was soo poor that which comprised of single digit marks in PQT, TOC and DAA. I was helpless. My friends to whom I was webbed find their way difficult to write third internals, since they hit above average marks in all subjects. It was very disgusted scenario for QMary, who needed to study with me to write our third internals. The Logic Master Loci, compassing Wiki on one side and Qmary on other side will stay us to make his subjects more mystery. Wiki, sometimes will vomit everything that which he stuffed. Still., I looked helpless. I provoked the ways of malpractisioning thru the important and confidential papers passed by Maha, Mapla. So I survived sparsely with grade A in some easy subjects and Cs filled anyway causing my endurance to remain in 7 pointing case, as since I lacked the arts of flattery and my poor attendance in responding with my faculty in general. The "Dominated Co-operation" exists in PSG and with students of PSG, it causes their hike to maintain their 9degree Kelvins.

    Sure, about my gang [Loci, Wiki, QMary, Mogi ] exalted with their good credits in their MarkSheets. We, hugged every class in A-Block in same bench and cried for every long slide-shows of Pujeri. Still, the days prevail in our heart as a magic. Some placed, and some not and very few placed in TATA.., still not being called.