10 Most Stupid Question at Situation

Here are the 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations. Many of you might have already experienced few of these situations. Next time someone asks you these questions, you can answer them as given below: 1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here? Funny Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt? Funny Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia. Why don’t you try again?

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people. Funny Answer: Ayyo!!! Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question: Is ! your dish will be good? Funny Answer: No, its terrible and made of adulterated stuff. We occassionaly also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question: Mannoo , you’ve become so big. Funny Answer: Well, So don’t particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When woman announces ur wedding, and you ask.. Stupid Question: Manoo, When is urs? Funny Answer: Until your girl conforms me... 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question: Sorry, were you sleeping? Funny Answer: No. I was doing research on whether Lord Rama exists or not. You thought I was sleeping? Chacha...! Chanceless 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut? Funny Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding .... 9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts? Funny Answer: No it won’t. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke. Funny Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle. It was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!