- A good wrist watch will run slow by ten minutes on the day of examination.
Corollary: If you are in time the school's clock will run ten minutes faster.
The pen you have been using well will fail only in the examination hall.
Corollary: If you have an extra pen it will have no ink.
There will be no question on the whole lot you know about,but more questions will be on the whole lot you don't know about.
Those questions which everyone says important will usually be those which are totally unimportant for the examiner.
The answers which seemed to be correct while inside the hall will never be so outside the examination hall.
Every plan you decided to adopt is the one that you never executed in the examination hall.
The study schedule you draw after much consultation will be the one you never follow.
The supervisor will always be at the other end of the hall except when you tend to ask your neighbour something.
It's never a bore to sit 3 hours before TV to watch cricket match,but it is not so in the examination hall.
These mathematics teachers are not simply satisfied with the answers,the want the steps too.
The flying squad visits your hall invariably when you have a chit,but never when you don't have one.
The examiners find wrong answers to be more legible than the correct ones.
The examiner's eye-sight is the best to read errors and mistakes only.
If you feel that everything went well in the examination hall,you have obviously overlooked something.
Those who score 100% in a paper are usually those who least expect it.
Corollary: ... and work for it.
Intelligence and grade obtained never correlate with each other normally.
What appears to be a beautiful diagram drawn by you is never so to your teacher.
Whenever you sit to study for the examination,some one is sure to call you to do something urgent.
No problem in mathematics is as easy as it looks.
Every answer takes longer than you think.
Any thing in multiple choice that can go wrong,will go wrong.
If you choose an answer with great care in the multiple choice question,it is sure to be the wrong one.
Every thing obvious to every one else won't be to you.
The chances of doing badly in an examination are high when you have studied really hard.
Problems(in any paper) you can work out easily will not be in the paper.
If you know you are correct,then you aren't.
The more you prepare,the less you are sure as to what answer they want.
Examination paper is always easier when you are not taking it.
When working towards the solution of a problem it always helps if you know the answer.
Sometimes it is easier to work towards the problem starting from the answer.
The probability of deriving a result correctly depends on where you do it - home or examination hall.
Whenever you have completed the paper in time,most probably you have gone wrong somewhere.
Others around you in the examination hall always write faster and better.
Whatever you know,you can't write.What you can write, you don't know.
The probability of getting caught copying is in direct proportion to the stupidity of one's look.
Where knowledge fails,copying prevails.
The amount of ill luck that can strike you and the time and place it will, can not be predicted simultaneously.
If you don't study,every question will appear to be easy and known, but you will not recall the exact phrasing of an answer.
Handwriting gets worse under pressure.
The time you spend on other activities is inversely proportional to that in the examination hall.
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