Vijay in 3 idiots

Yeah, I was also shocked to hear the news... Here is some of the few things than might come if Vijay is doing a remake of three idiots

Note : This might be interesting if you have seen the 3 idiots.

All these are assumptions (high probablity assumptions made based on the recent Vijay movies)

Scene #1 : The Ragging scene

Remove the allzzz well dialogue. Put a punch dialogue. Seniors asking Vijay to remove his pants, instead of saying allzz well, he says a punch. Then, Instead of placing a electrocuted spoon outside, Vijay opens the door with a big sound (We will show him opening 4 or 5 times for effect).
Folds his hand and a punch, that senior who tried to rag him flew to electric bulb and falls down (Rajni's Batcha style). Thus he proved different.

Scene #2 : First class

Vijay was sent out of the class after many cross questioning. There, we introduce the opening song. (Not there in 3 idiots). Vijay comes to play ground and dances with other class bunkers. The kuthu paatu (like Bhagavathi movie). So He copies from others' movie as well as from his movie. The trend follows - Opening fight followed by song.

Or else, we shall have this song immediatly after fight also. He punches the seniors. Then he dances along with his fellow mates.

Scene #3 : First Years meeting with Director

Here, mass hero raises the question : "Siruu, Pen mattum special la astronauts ku sengirukkanga, aana note book, Eraser, Scale ellam sengangala,,,?"

Director : "I will clear you later"

Scene #4 : Director got angry and made Vijay to teach class

Instead of writing his friends names, Vijay finishes the entire book of Mechanical Thermodynamics (Or whatever you take) in a hour. Here, Vijay shows his super powers by just skimming the book for 3 minutes and teaches the entire book. Then he tells director : "Mug up panni mark vaanganumna naa eppo padichu mudichiruppen.., I wang to chance thise syztim op eghucation"

Scene #5 : Challenge by the Pondicherry student (after Balatkaar)

Pondicherry student after his speech of 'balatkaar' was very angry. He challenges Vijay in the tank 'Let us see who is successfull after 10 years, We will meet in the same place'. The aamir Khan character tries to convince him. But our Vijay challenges him 'Paakalam da, neeya naana nu, 10 varuchattu approm ithe naal santhippom'. We put intermission showing Vijay's anger in his face. Till here, Vijay was the last student in the class(we changed the story a bit). From now on, Vijay is the first student. The pondicherry student regrets.

Scene #6 : Saving Raju's Father

We introduce a new set of dialogues. Doctor says it is too late to save him. We introduces pokkiri scene here(Vijay again copies from his movie). He cut the doctor hands and says "Wait untill it is late, then you will be late". Doctor agrees to treat Raju's father. After all this, Vijay goes to Chief doctor men and speaks a one page dialogues about the medical emergency situation in India. There we introduce this dialogue "Intha naatla pizza correct time ku reach aahudu, aana ambulance,...".

Scene #7 : Raju urinating in Directors house

There, 6, 6 security gaurds of Director catches Vijay. We introduce a second fight. He finishes all the guards and escapes.

Scene #8 : Pia's Sister delivery

We remove all those Virus inverter, and all the stuffs. Vijay takes moni out of car and puts her in a tallu vandi. He takes her to hospital by pulling that tallu vandi in that stagnated water.

Just a comedy, notin else..,,